Not bad, not bad
You know it? l like you more and more
l thought only this dad likes my son
But you as his shifu like him too
l don't want to be his shifu l want to be his wife
Why?
Only by becoming his wife can l be with him forever
And we can love each other forever We will never separate
What nerve! You mean l don't deserve to be with him forever?
You want to separate us forever?
No, that's not what l mean
No, l don't want to be his dad l want to be his wife
Let me tell you, l forbid him to marry you
You are mistaken Mistaken?
When l become his wife l will be your daughter-in-law
Then l will respect you and serve you for life
You mean we three can be together forever?
That's good...
So l not only have a son But a daughter-in-law as well?
Who am l? Who actually am l?
Elder, you are you Why bother to care who you are
l am me? Right!
Why are you crying here?
He only calls me Aunt He only calls me Shifu
He won't take me as his wife
Where are you going?
l am going to find Gor And ask him why he won't marry you
Gor, Gor, son
Hung Chat-gung really is awesome, Shifu
lf he is got rid of lt will greatly facilitate our cause
Shifu, shouldn't we go to Hua Shan to get rid of him?
We shouldn't be over-hasty we aren't certain of victory yet
Gor, son
Auyeung Fung
Son, hey, have you seen my son?
Your son? He's gone Gone? Where?
He is caught
Who dares to lay hands on my son?
Hung Chat-gung
Hung Chat-gung? lt sounds familiar
He is your mortal enemy He says he is going to kill your son
What? Where?
They have gone to Hua Shan
lf you don't go to rescue him now He will die
That's why l said we shouldn't be over-hasty
With that beggar hot on our heels
We really have a hard time, right?
Oh, a chicken here
But not enough for us to share
l got it!
Hey, l am hungry and this chicken is ours
lf you go now, l can spare your lives
Just go
My brother is willing to spare your lives You don't know how lucky you are
You just go, now go Go
Son, son...
Gor, Gor...
You just come out
Let me ask you, what is your relationship with Tibetan Ugly Five
l don't know what you are talking about
So you have nothing to do with them
That's good
Ugly Five? So they can't be good men
You are right Tibetan Ugly Five rob and kill
They have no laws in their eyes
This beggarjust hate men like that
With nothing to eat l feel bland in the mouth
l've got it
Hey What?
What are you doing?
l tailed them from south to north
And up here in Hua Shan
lf l don't get something special to eat
l am selling my belly short
What's there to eat amid the snow?
The top of Hua Shan is the chilliest place
One thing here can't be found anywhere else
What is it?
You want to know? Come with me
The younger generation is disappointing
You are afraid of death? Come up here
All right, what's the big deal?
Hey, who is your shifu?
l have been roaming the martial world for so long
l can't tell which school your levitation kungfu belongs to
Oh, l have no shifu
Fine if you don't want to tell
Hey!
Such a big chicken, you put it here?
Let me tell you Chicken and centipede are nemesis
l put the chicken carcass here yesterday
And it attracted centipedes from the surrounding area
Look
Elder, you eat centipedes?
They are delicious, why not? Come on...
Before they die The centipedes will release their venom
So the water is poisonous
Don't ever drink it
And more, you can't drink wine with centipede
lt will ruin its subtle taste
And some seasoning...
Poached centipedes, just help yourself
l...no thanks
Oh yes, many heroes don't give a frown when they kill
But they just don't have the guts to eat centipedes with me?
And you are just a gutless kid
Hey, what are you doing?
You mean to swallow it whole with closed eyes?
That doesn't make you a hero
lt is just dastard
Just by eating centipede will make you a hero?
Don't be cocky here
There are many heroes in this world
But there aren't many men having the guts to eat centipedes
Hey, it is not that bad
Delicious?
Hey, where is your chicken
Let us get some more
lt is no use
The chicken has lost its flavour lt can't attract any more centipedes
Moreover, the centipedes in this area
have all gone into our bellies
There are no more centipedes
To tail the Tibetan Ugly Five l have not slept for 3 nights
Now with a fully belly
l have to make up by sleeping for 3 days and nights
Don't wake me even if the sky falls
All right
And more, guard over me
Don't let animals eat me when l am asleep
lt wouldn't be very good
Just go to sleep Yes
Rascal beggar, come out here
lt is either you or we five today
Come out...
Hung Chat-gung you old fool
Come out here if you have the guts
You have had enough of you
Now we want a showdown
Come out here
What is that old fool up to?
He is not inside the cave?
lt is not possible, we have been watching for a whole day
He couldn't have gone out without us knowing about it
Right...
lf he won't come out, we barge in
Right...
No, we have to be careful of his sneak attack
Sneak attack? Right
But he claims to be a hero He won't use sneak attack
Right...then what are we going to do? Big Brother
Barge in...
What? Dead?
He is cold, freezing cold
Check carefully...no breathing, he is dead
Dead...
You old beggar You gave us such a hard time
Serve you right Serve you right
Dead beggar, but how come he died here?
Right l know
You do?
lt must be our grand shifu Dalai in haven giving us help
And threw him into hell Oh yes
Let us chop him into pieces for compensation
Good idea...
Now he is nine-finger North Beggar Hung Chat-gung
Yes...
We don't have to care whether he is Hung Chat-gung for Hung Pak-gung
Let us chop him into 90 chunks
90 chunks?
He will be known as Hung 90 chunks from now on
Right, right...let us do it
No
Beggar, your old beggar has gone to have a drink with King of Hades
Yes... He is dead
Elder...
Beggar, if you are smart, you kowtow to us
Then we may let you live, otherwise...
Kowtow
Hurry up, 1, 2, 3...
After him
Don't come over Or l will jump down with him
Second Brother, we stay put here And take turn to get food
ln a few days them he will be half starved to death
Then we don't have to get him
He will crawl here to beg us
l will never beg even if l have to starve to death
l promised elder l will guard him for 3 days
When the days are up
l will throw him down and then go away
With your martial artistry you can't stop me
Let him win the war of words now
ln a few days when he is cold and hungry
See if he can still stand so firm
He will be firm Right
Frozen firm
Let us stay put here Yes
We just wait here
Look at this chicken, so big and so fat
And so meaty, very delicious
And the wine really warms you up
Meaty Right
Meaty, Meaty
Wine really warms you up, cheers
Elder, l have guarded you for 3 days
Elder, you died suddenly
But l cannot protect your body from desecration
l have to throw you down the valley so you
will not be desecrated by the wicked men
Elder
You sure keep your words
Elder
lt is nothing
Drive them back into the cave, be quick
Get up, get up, get me the sabre, come on
Go... Faster
Why are you holding the sabre? Put it down
Their kungfu is something
Hey, who is your shifu?
Our shifu is Dayiba Dayiba
l have not heard of him Right
But their inner force can be interconnected
Look, that's something
Something?
Elder, if you say it is something
Then it must be something indeed
Of course
Here, look
lndividually they are no big deal
None of them can beat me
Though their martial arts is odd
Yours is stranger still
lt is one third Quanzhen One third beyond the Western border
And one third l don't know what
And more, l mean their school is something
Not they are something, get it?
Yes, got it
Which school you five belong to?
Our shifus is a Tibetan Holy Monk
He is a second generation disciple of Gold Wheel Abbot
Second generation disciple?
Gold Wheel Abbot? Another one l have not heard of
Whatever, their grand shifu is not of the ordinary
Hey, ask him out, let us have a match
Grand Shifu is a Holy Monk The Grand Tutor of Mongolia
He is a man of such standing,how would he...
Sure, sure
We can ask him out to have a match with you
They try to trick me
Elder, who cares their shifu is Gold Wheel or Siver Wheel
They have been bullies for long
Give them to me, let me have fun with them
Great No, no
You look like someone Who?
ls your family name Yeung? Yes
Who is your dad?
Awesome, his name is Yeung Hong
l was right
You knew my dad? You were familiar with him
Not that familiar, not that unfamiliar Between familiar and unfamiliar
Pity though l had never seen him
My mom died when l was 11
Tell me how was my dad like, come on
Your mom had not told you?
She just wouldn't tell me
Was my dad a remarkable man?
He was quite a smart man
What about comparing with Uncle Kwok?
Comparing with that dumb Kwok Ching
Your dad was so much smarter
What about Aunt Kwok?
As for talent and wit, they are on par
Uncle Kwok is revered in the martial world
Aunt Kwok is Chief of Beggar Sect
My dad must have been well-known
Now we are at it, why you tolerate your beggars being disrespectful to my dad
What made you say so?
That time l told them l am the son of Yeung Hong
They wanted to beat me up
May be they bear your dad grudges
Grudges? My dad was a good man
Then the beggars were in the wrong
How do you know your dad was a good man?
lt is simple
My mom was good, she loved my dad
Now you tell me, how could he not be good?
But l just find it odd
How come no one is willing to tell me how he died
Hey, we are acquainted, you tell me
Dad, Dad
Old Venom, here we meet again
These five are quite strong in their inner force
Which school they belong to?
They are disciples of Gold Wheel Abbot
How does that Gold Wheel Abbot compare with you?
We are on the same par
What about with me?
He is slightly ahead of you
l don't believe it
Old devil, your martial arts not bad
You are quite good too
Dad Gor
You are far from your demise
But you can never harm others again
Nowjust go
Old devil What?
Your inner force not bad
What actually is your name?
Me? l am Auyeung Fung
You are Auyeung Fung? You know who l am?
l do, you are Stinking Toad
Stinking Toad
You are Auyeung Fung? Yes
Dad, elder, you have fought for a long time
You must be hungry
Have a bite first before you carry on
Hold it
Let us eat first, come on
Dad, haven't seen you for some time
Where have you gone?
Looking for you
l know you are in danger So l come to help you
Oh yes, l have something to tell you
What is it? l suddenly can't recall
lt seems to concern the hand...
Your hand injured?
lt seems to concern the finger
l just can't recall...
Forget it then, dad
Tuck in first, come on
Dad, you are Auyeung Fung
He over there is Hung Chat-gung
No, l am not Auyeung Fung
Auyeung Fung is a bad man
Right, Auyeung Fung is a bad man
He serves to die
Then who am l?
Elder, he is my adopted father
Please have pity on him He is not right in his head
Please leave him alone
He is your adopted father?
You can be his adopted father You are really blessed
Auyeung Fung, we were in a tie
Now let us go the weapons
No more fights, l concede defeat
No, you have to
All right, see which is more awesome
My Dog Fending Stick Routine or your White Camel Mountain martial arts
Hold it, it smells good
You have some...the sweet potatoes sure smell good
Dad, tuck in
Gor, let me ask you What?
l forgot, l don't remember what l wanted to ask you
You tell me, what did l want to ask you?
My family name is Chan Li Cheung Wong
l am Stinking Toad?
No, l am not Stinking Toad, then who am l?
l can't remember who l am
Dad, you are Auyeung Fung You are West Venom Auyeung Fung
Auyeung Fung?
You know Toad Stance
l am West Venom Auyeung Fung?
No, l am not Auyeung Fung
l am absolutely not Auyeung Fung
l remember, l know Toad Stance
l taught you Toad Stance
Yes, you remember Peach Blossom lsland?
You taught me there
Peach Blossom lsland Yes
Peach Blossom lsland? Where is it?
Peach Blossom lsland
Dad, don't think so much lt does you no good
Peach Blossom lsland
You have some sleep, you are tired, come on
Peach Blossom lsland, where is it?
Where is it? l can't remember where it is
Elder
Your dad called me out early in the morning for a fight
Dad
Sit aside and watch Yes
Elder What is it?
No more, no more
Gor, whatever it is, get up first
Get up, you get up first
Elder, you have been fighting for 4 days and 4 nights
lf it goes on, one of you will get hurt
Or both of you will get hurt
Elder, for my sake, please have pity
on my dad
He is not right in his head please don't fight with him anymore
Old Venom, you have such a son in your age
You are blessed
Come on, get up, get up first
The feuds between us
They are just too numerous to count
But both of us are old now What is the point of going over them?
All right, l leave
Thank you, Elder Hung
Oh yes, Gor, you take good care of him
lf we meet again, l teach you kungfu
Thank you, Elder Hung
l don't need you to teach my son kungfu
What? You want to slug it out in inner force?
Elder, please stop
Let me make you centipedes
lf you go on, both of you will get hurt
lf you exhaust your inner force There is no way to save you
Dad, Dad, you all right?
Elder Hung, you all right?
Dad, let me take you into the cave, come on